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The Worst Albums of All Time: Kevin Federline – Playing With Fire (2006)

When it comes to music, we here at Opinz are sincerely interested in the good, the bad and the very, very ugly. With this interest in mind, we are undertaking a quest to examine the seedy underbelly of music, to dig to the bottom of the barrel and take a look at those albums that are widely regarded as the worst of the worst. Every week, we take a look at a candidate and determine whether or not they truly deserve their reputation as a musical disaster. Enjoy.

Playing With Fire is the debut and so-far only album by one Kevin Federline. If you’re not familiar with Federline, he was the back-up dancer that Britney Spears married because she needed someone to spend all her money and fill her with gross wigger jizz. The album’s Wikipedia page describes Federline as both a rapper and an “American personality”. That’s great. I’m going to start calling myself that. Like, if I’m ever asked to describe what I do, I’m going to say that I’m an American personality. This is 2008, people. You can totally do that now.

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Britney Spears – Circus

Circus sounds like a rush release aimed at erasing whatever it was Britney Spears (or her handlers) was trying to do at the time with Blackout (which actually did a good job of moving forward away from the teenybopper stuff she could never seem to get away from and was a very strong pop album) since she reportedly had little to do with the whole project and it was a credit to the producers more than anything – Circus is indeed a “comeback album,” but the problem is that she appears to be adamant in coming back on her own terms this time, and it’s a step backward from Blackout…much less of a dance-oriented album and a more well-rounded but outdated and meandering one, which is a problem because if Britney Spears has a strength, it’s dance-oriented music. More »